happy mother's day

You know that expression THE MOTHER LOAD?  

Plus, I'm in the middle of crafting some recycled newspaper beads that may become a necklace.  

On a petty note, I want to know how it is that Phil from the Amazing Race took time to fan the flames of the lesbians' bitterness instead of asking Dan & Jordan what they're going to do with their MILLION DOLLARS???!!  More track suits, perhaps?  Go, bro.